Gay chavs

He thinks to himself, then he can also drink the world beautifully.

Again, he took a sip of Buckfast, the tonic wine that is very popular with the British Chavs.

His eyes fell on the bottle, and an idea came to him - a crazy idea. There is nothing to be heard. Who cares; whatever! This story is not intended to glorify alcohol consumption.

Extra lighting (usually blue) is glued on, in and under the car. One of me straight mates is up for it, ya know, if he can’t get a bird and ‘e’s feelin’ wel ‘orny, long as I don’t tell ‘is mates ’cause day fink ee rules an’ don’t know he’s into all dat.”

Translation:

“It’s something to do with the hard look, fit, you know?

Wonderful, his plan could work. One of my straight friends is open to the idea, you know, if he can’t get a girl and he’s feeling rather randy, as long as I don’t tell his friends because they respect him and don’t know he likes that kind of thing.”

Of course, not all straight chavs engage in sexual relations with gavs – and many chavs wouldn’t even know if their best chav mates were gavs.

If his buddies aren't there, then he can at least try to do something about the Cyanus.

He trots to the stadium via a detour because he had to get something.

At the stadium he realizes that no one is there. Love them or hate them, one thing’s for sure: gavs – gay chavs – are here to stay.

Carefully, he opens the door and peeks inside. Gavs look and act like chavs in every way. This is because your average gav has to be careful not to get beaten up if he makes an approach to someone who is not into that sort of thing, and the signals he gives out will be so subtle that only another gav, or a straight chav who is open to other options, will pick up on it.

As Lee, our gav, puts it:

“I ain’t gonna just grab ‘is trackies am I?  E’s gonna beat me, yeah?

Are they chavs who just happen to be gay? These days you may still hear a person call himself queer, but you can’t call him that.)  Anyway, Quentin has been proved right yet again with the “coming out” of the Gav.  Are these people gays who identify so strongly with the chav style that they choose to be chavs?

They are well-behaved on the whole, contrary to what you often read in the popular press. CyanusCollectivum

The Golden Chavs also learned about the Bros' match against the Cyanus, which is dominated by Alien. Jewellery is also popular, with chavs often sporting a heavy gold chain or diamond studs, perhaps from Elizabeth Duke (the Argos heiress).

When it comes to hair, chavs wear it on the short side, which looks quite smart actually, with hair gel often applied.

The chav community has always had a gay element. Eddy enters the room, looks around. Or another member of the Golden Army?

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-- Disclaimer:Alcohol is harmful to your health.

In reality, most chavs are just young men trying to belong to a certain tribe, and they are known for their extreme loyalty to their fellow chavs and for forming very close bonds of friendship.