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“I love being used as a urinal,” he confesses. Thank goodness it was warm enough that everything dried quickly.”

Don’t: Dick About with Science

Our bodies are finely balanced biological organisms. Another replies to my tweet with the phrase “drink water” six times.

It’s good practice to drink water, so kill two birds with one stone and hydrate yourselves before you start pissing all over each other.

Do: Remember, You Are What You Eat

This one surprised me.

Always start with an open (and honest) conversation with your partner. If he is, you can very gently run through the list—the jokes, the music, the horning in, etc.

* Yes, those were canopies, not canapés. Once you’ve got that all important enthusiastic consent to turn someone else into your toilet, it perhaps behooves you to have a further conversation setting out rules of engagement.

“Communicate before you piss,” Barbara tells me.

One where others who aren’t hitting up Oxford Street can still attain liberation in the outer suburbs or in regional Australia. That tweet followed another (also now-deleted) tweet: a video of a man having a five-knuckle shuffle before being pissed on at Rio de Janeiro’s Carnival. If you have it in you to invest some time in getting to know this guy—if you treat him like a human being—you might be able to draw him out on the subject.

Yet despite this example of line-toeing, Elliot reckons there’s still a place for radical queer politics. For the tops among us, planning – I found out far too late into my sexual career – is very important. “It’ll ruin your hardwood floors if you don’t – a towel is not sufficient.”

“Yeah, don’t do it in your bed,” adds golden shower enthusiast Barbara.

That can be anywhere over their body –on their chest, over their face, in their mouth or orificies (although: see below for a note on this one). “I heard of a club where guys were into getting fisted, but I’d never seen that done in real life,” Elliot tells VICE. “DO NOT let your partner piss on you if all they’ve had to drink is three cups of coffee.” “It fucking reeks,” someone else adds.

“I still don’t care about the privileged gays of our inner cities.

All images by Kiarash Zangeneh.

Troughman made an unexpected appearance at Trough’s latest party.

“I don’t think piss fetishes are old fashioned. That’s what we’ve still got to achieve—because those people are still getting left behind.”

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I have a sex etiquette question for you.

I’m not aware of anything similar in the area.
Former president Jair Bolsonaro is seen by many as Brazil’s answer to Donald Trump. If they’re into it—great! In which case, stream away, pals.”
“It’s fine to piss on / in someone after drinking 12 or so fruity cocktails,” offers Lacey, “but having drank 12 or so fruity cocktails, you may be enticed to engaged in water sports in a not so ideal place, such as the stairwell of an apartment complex in Sicily.